This week, it’s that head-banging heavy metal classic, The Smurf* ** Song – The Smurfs with Father Abraham [No 2 in the charts for six weeks in 1978!!!! Honest!!!!!] * nb The Smurfs are not to be confused with Morrissey’s band ** nb The Smurfs are not to be confused with The Spurfs, a Scottish band Where are you all coming from? From the place we call West Brom! Do you always speak loik that? Yes, we Baggies talk loik [twits?]! Did you beat West Ham four-two? Yes we did – now we play you….! Who will win on Saturday? You will beat us when we play! La-la-la-la-etc Will you play a passing game? No, you’d beat oos joost the same! Will you play with overlaps? No - we can’t, with our full-backs! Can’t you change the way you play? No we always play oone way! But Chadli likes to run and score! Yes, but that means Spurs get four! La-la-la-la-etc Will Spurs win the Premier League? Yes – that is what we believe! Who d’you think will score for us? Rose, Son, Janssen (two), no fuss! Will you go back down this time? No - we’ll stay above the line! What makes you so sure of it? Pulis is a cunning [person?] La-la-la-la-etc (but even more!) Prediction: West Brom 1 (Chadli) Spurs 4 Scorers: (Janssen 2, Rose, Son) Cheers, Spurf!