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    :emoticon-0159-music Regrets. I've had a few... :emoticon-0159-music

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    Here's one for all you teachers on here!

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    We just have to wait for my postilion to be struck by lightning now <laugh>
     
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    Sorry disagree, he is the greatest asset the Tory party has.
     
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    Anyone on here know how to cancel an eBay bid?

    I bid three quid on a cowboy outfit, and now I'm just 6 minutes away from owning the Tory Party.
     
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    Just privatise it and sell it to a few friends of yours <ok>
     
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    Can we start a save the endangered Corbyn species campaign? His backers are looking a bit shaky due to his unpopularity amongst Labour voters. They know what a hammering Michael Foot suffered, and he appears even less popular than him.
     
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    Some Australian primary school children (ages 8-10) were surveyed about their thoughts on marriage. Some nuggets amongst the responses -

    Q1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
    -You've got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

    -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

    Q2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..-- Camille, age 10

    Q3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8


    Q4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

    Q5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8

    -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    Q6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    -When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

    -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7

    -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8

    Q7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9

    Q8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the runaway winner ......

    Q9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 9
     
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    Cheered me up a bit, BB...especially the one about shouting at the same kids.
     
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    Q7 my favourite but not sure of the logic of it!
     
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    Theresa May's Brexit Plan finally revealed...

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