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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jan 12, 2013.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fussy ****er <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 26, 2016
  2. Stan

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    To be fair you think Kerry Katona's mum is a catch (google her folks).
     
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    Stan, Feb 26, 2016
  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    People that stop at the top of escalators... bloody idiots <doh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Feb 27, 2016
  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    People who stand on both sides of the escalator.

    Fit babes who check you out going the opposite way on the escalator. The "what could have been" feeling :(
     
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    Treble, Feb 27, 2016
  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Keep it realistic Trebs <whistle>
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    People in London really don't like you standing on the left hand side of the escalator! No one obviously says anything, just some strong tutting <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Feb 27, 2016
  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    How dare you claim I'm from London!
     
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    Treble, Feb 27, 2016
  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I always get confused with the whole Surrey/London thing... strange cross over there.

    (says a Liverpool fan from south <whistle>)
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Feb 27, 2016
  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    There was drfinite eye contact :bandit:
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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  11. Treble

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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think you'll actually find I said nothing of the sort. I said a bloke I know has ****ed her 20 years or so back <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 1, 2016
  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    This twat;

    20160303_193418.jpg
     
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    Chief, Mar 4, 2016
  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Or to be a bit more specific, calf length trousers.

    Short longs, long shorts, whatever you want to call them. Worn in the main on holiday by clueless knobhead dads who's girlfriends and wives dress them.

    Go to any airport of on any ferry and I guarantee you will see at least ten blokes wearing the abominations.
     
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    Chief, Mar 4, 2016
  15. Stan

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    You like to see a bit of knee Chief?
     
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    Stan, Mar 4, 2016
  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I don't mind actual shorts, as long as it is summer of course. And you're on a beach.

    This **** was in the pub last night and it is snowing today!! He finished his look off with white plimsolls. And socks.

    He's lucky I wasn't carrying a bat.
     
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    Chief, Mar 4, 2016
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Pretty sure that's a pint of Carling in his hand too, perfect drink for his type.
     
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    Chief, Mar 4, 2016
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** off, **** <grr>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 4, 2016
  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Don't you wear calf length trousers then???
     
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    Chief, Mar 4, 2016
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    Indeed.

    In winter, in the alehouse on a Thursday night.....wearing white pumps as well the biff. I hope you accidentally trod on them.

    The first sight of sun peeping through the cloud and you'll see the boy band wannabes rooting them out of their wardrobe and wandering down the alehouse in their fake Ray Bans. I have a special look of disdain that I reserve for teds like this. It's not subtle.
     
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    Tobes, Mar 4, 2016
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