Ronaldo in deep water!

You shouldn't have shagged her, then she wouldn't be able to blackmail you... I have no sympathy, you scousers will pork anything that moves, or doesn't move in this case.

 

Because I've worked out the amount I pay out a month is what she gets.

Might as well hand her the cash over the fence in reality.

 

Even I wouldn't pork that....

Maybe after a few

 

Mrs luv said to get ****ed and to turn the music down.

 

While you're handing her your ****.

 

I bet you've sniffed her PJ's when they're out on the washing line, got your beak right up in the gusset. After 2 Corona's.

 

I'm actually at home listening to Dr Alimatado very loud.

 

The washing line collapsed years back. Too much pantage

 

Only because you were Tyrolean Traversing across it sniffing all the good stuff she'd put out.

 

My yout used to throw apples over the fence hoping for a catch

Literally a washing line full of Apple catchers!

 

5 games.

 

Pathetic. Should be banned for life.

 

And the afterlife.

 

Agreed. And the afterlife of afterlife.

Media fuelled bullshit. Grips my ****...

Yes Stan I said ****

 

6 extra games and a all expenses paid holiday to Todas Santos and a large tub of Vaseline.

 

Whatever floats your boat mandingo.

 

Do you know the guy that made Vaseline used to eat a tablespoon of it a day? #fachts

 

Did he slip away?

 

Sporting Lisbon is his home, let it go Tel