Ricky Holmes out for 8 weeks

That's what people told me before I moved there. It's OK though!

 

Then go down Old Hill and there are another couple of nice boozers.

 

Between Petts Wood and Orpington(Crofton area is okay) but the rest of the place is bland and uninspiring.

 

Orpington's charity shops are second to none.

 

Nothing wrong with charity shops mate, where do you think I pick up my clothes from?

 

The tip?

Charity shops have some dignity about them, displaying your multicoloured garments would not happen.

 

The clothes match my personality, bright and attractive.

 

that's almost as good as the Bitch saying that "every new appointment has been an improvement on the last one"

 

I thought you lived at Pratts Bottom?

 

I'll still accept your vote for me!