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Rafa quitting

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Jun 25, 2017.

  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    There's no smoke without fire
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    There is.

    Vaping.

    And a smoke machine.
     
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  3. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Actually, there can be - Many materials will smoke before reaching their ignition temperature (flash point). If oxygen is low , some material (fuels) will smoke heavily without igniting. The smoke that results can be extremely combustible and will burn violently when oxygen is introduced. This is what causes backdrafts in fires within structures.
     
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  4. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    Surely Rafa doesn't need to go to his pals in the London rags to quietly kick off. He can ask for a live interview with Look North, and spout a few home truths!

    We might not get the new signing but at least we could laugh about it.
     
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  5. Lord Jonjomort

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    Relax, as has already been said this is purely to do with the fiscal year. I reckon we'll announce two on the 1st July.
     
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  6. anyobrien

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    Oh yes
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    The sun!

    Without the sun which is very much on fire none of that would be possible
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yes but the Daily Fail just makes it up as it goes along.
     
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    From NASA

    The Sun does not "burn", like we think of logs in a fire or paper burning. The Sun glows because it is a very big ball of gas, and a process called nuclear fusion is taking place in its core. Nuclear fusion occurs when one proton smashes into another proton so hard that they stick together...and release some energy as well. This energy then heats up the other materials (other protons and electrons and such) nearby. This heating eventually grows out from the center (or core) of the star to the outside, finally leaving the surface and radiating out into space to be the heat and light we know stars emit.

    People, including scientists, sometimes say that the Sun "burns hydrogen" to make it glow. But that is just a figure of speech. Hydrogen really doesn't burn, it fuses, into helium. So no oxygen is required!
     
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  10. Lord Jonjomort

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    Fascina....zzzzz
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Has he quit yet? He does have a tendency to have a meltdown when things aren't going his way.

    Seriously though, he ain't leaving is he? A year outside the PL doing all those ****ty mid-week slogs just to walk away when there's 2 months left of a transfer window to go.
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    In that case sun " burn " is a complete myth , so to prevent extreme redness coupled with blisters and considerable pain we should be applying proton collision factor 30.
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So what you are saying is Chaos is wrong?!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Judge Death

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    Strictly speaking it's actually a radiation burn that results from an overexposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from the sun.

    Moderate sun tanning without burning can also prevent subsequent sunburn, as it increases the amount of melanin, the pigment that is the skin's natural defense against overexposure.

    When the skin cells DNA is too badly damaged by UV radiation, cell-death is triggered and the skin is replaced - hence peeling skin
     
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

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    F@ck It, I'll get myself a straw hat.
     
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  16. Judge Death

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  17. Howe's about that then?

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    Don't wish to be pedantic but there is still a fire, albeit a smouldering one, during the build up to a backdraft. Aside from that you are spot on!
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    When you say meltdown... are we talking a mild one? Or something more major?
    If It is a major one can you please relate it to one of the Mackem meltdowns... I mean are we at defcon Smug or as high as defcon Bri?
     
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  19. Delusional Full Stop

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    Fixed, at least for me anyway

    <grr>

    By the way that's not me angry it's just if I've been out in the sun for 1 minute.

    :bandit:
     
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    It's still on fire mate
     
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