Holloway has apparently brought in the latest training techniques from Japan, Poland and France. With new coaches from Poland and France introducing their new French Polishing sessions; while also bringing in the old defensive coaching from Japan known as "shine on - shine off". Holloway hopes the new skills will bring something very different to the table and refresh training sessions with the lads.
Harry Table? Yet again, we've picked up the wrong player. We should have signed his brother Hugh. Far more versatile, perfect for corners and far more mobile. Loves a latte as well apparently, hence his nickname "For Coffee"... Yup, Hugh "For Coffee" Table would have been better...
Also rumoured to be on the scouts radar: Jeff Wardrobe Julio Sofa Thierry Armoire Tristan Three Piece Suite Abdul Ottoman Trevor Sideboard Knock yourselves out. This post sponsored by DFS Brentford. For all your furniture needs, especially if you want ugly and flimsy furniture.