I was going to Russian and write something, but now I'm Stalin about what information I can Putin here.
You'll be telling me next that Nicholas the Second loved Tsardines! Oh come on to **** lads, Tsar of Russia eating sardines....Tsardines. How the **** can't you find that super funny?
I was moving it to cars, in the same way I moved it to fish when RL said "tartar" instead of "Tatar". Good day, sir.
It had already been moved to cars with the Lada gag, you were merely continuing that particular trend. Keep up.