Off Topic Pube trimming

so how often do you trim the man (or lady) hedge?

 

Depends what time of year. Winter helps keep things warm a bit more

 

Mrs does mine so wait until she is in a good mood.

 

Albert's missus does mine every Friday.

 

DID YOU KNOW. ..?

In 1908, when pube trimming became popular throughout Yewrope, Fredor once had to turn away over 200,000 mackems from his door, all wanting to trim his pubes for him. FACT.

 

His were the best trimmed pubes in the Fulwell End, before money ruined the pube trimming business.

 

I bet Comm trims his and then sells them online in a matchbox for £5 a shot under the alias 'sarah, 36DD from Sunderland'.

 

Regular. Any self respecting male takes care of this area. Quite simply, it increases the chances of a blow job off the missus.

 

I do mine twice a week, it costs me a fortune in Flymo blades.

 

Albert, I think you need to work on your thread topics son. Recently we have had: Do you prefer coke or Pepsi? Who is your favourite Auf weidershen character? And now, How do you trim your pubes?

Are you high when you come on here?

 

No mate. This is the normal me. I may try some off beat topics at some point in the summer though. Watch this space for 'how many dumps do you take a week?' And 'do turds have feelings given they have your DNA?'.....

 

Anyone remember 'The Word' where folk would eat pubes off a cracker?

 

I would go so far as to suggest that Albert should ban himself for spamming the board with crap. In fact I INSIST.

 

Fat ****ing jelly blob of a mancunt

 

I didn't call you that, I just said you were spamming. But now you mention it...