Pringles

I shat on a sofa.

 

Dammit. I have the same specs as the village idiot.

 

You sound surprised

 

Toby wears dark jeans to hide the piss stains, never washes his hands after going to the khazi and eats sour cream and chive Pringles to hide the taste off his minging fingers.

Gentlemen wear chinos and clean themselves up properly to avoid the spot of shame.

 

I pish myself all the time

 

Spastics wear chinos.

Sorry but thems the facts.

 

Last time I wore chinos, I was about 14, when they were cool

 

Did they do bootcut Chinos?

Dogtooth for this modernist youth.

 

Americanos - blue jeans and chinos

 

While on the phone?

 

Depends who I'm talking to

 

I bought some Dockers and they look smashing with my new polo shirts.
You don't get into nice places wearing jeans .

 

Me too. When I sneeze/cough.
Want to join my whatsapp group? Pishstains reunited.

 

Basically why I never wear light coloured strides of any description. Not worth the twenty minutes in the bog trying to direct air from the hand dryer on to the groinal region.

 

^^^^ Tells it how it is

 

Of Worthers original whilst playing Pokemon go you sex pest .