I canny understand blokes that answer their phone while havin a pish. Or, worse, walkin into the bog on the phone and proceed to have a pish. Manky bastards. They then wash their hands after putting their pishy covered phone back in their pocket.
I wash my phone under the hot tap with fairy liquid and I don't piss on my hands or use my phone in the ****ter
Drives me insane. I might end up killin some wee brat singing that in their high pitched annoying as **** voices. **** off!
You're not known around here for your cleanliness so talking on the phone while pishing is probably ok to you and your froggy heritage. Basically, it's filthy.