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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Sep 2, 2015.

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Kiwi for the Tykes forum Moderator job?

  1. Yes please

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%

  2. Without a doubt, he would be the only man for the job

    8 vote(s)
    72.7%

  3. Definitely maybe

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%

  4. Only Flash Gordon can save us now!

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%

  5. Give lap-dancing a chance!

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
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  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    KIWI IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
     
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    qprted, Jun 13, 2016
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Careful, qprted, Kiwi will have trouble controlling his modesty :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 13, 2016
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Try a fig leaf
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 14, 2016
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I heard that just the stem would be enough <whistle>
     
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    San Diego, Jun 15, 2016
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    No I don't want to borrow yours sd
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jun 15, 2016
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    You could always grow your own from a packet of seeds kiwi :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 15, 2016
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Wouldn't have the patience woopert
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jun 15, 2016
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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Unlucky for you then.
    Kate Upton borrowed it for a photo shoot prop and I was going to send her round your house to drop it off.
    Never mind, eh.
     
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    San Diego, Jun 15, 2016
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  9. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    You can't see it in this picture, they sadly cropped it out :emoticon-0101-sadsm

    beh.jpg
     
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    San Diego, Jun 15, 2016
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    If its not too late
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Evening one and all !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 15, 2016
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Evening woopert
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jun 19, 2016
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  13. San Diego

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    Sorry mate.
    Due to the photo shoot my fig leaf stem is now in high demand and is currently doing the rounds among Hollywood's A-Listers.
    Here you can quite clearly see it being used as an extra in the background by Jessica Simpson

    ben.jpg
     
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    San Diego, Jun 20, 2016
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  14. San Diego

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    This was the picture that started it all, taken well before the leaf had fallen off.
    It turned out to be a great endorsement from Angelina

    bej.jpg
     
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    San Diego, Jun 20, 2016
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  15. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Gee, fancy having a fit bird like that nibbling on your fig leaf....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 20, 2016
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  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Time to poll the fig!
    Keep the fig?
    Or
    Leave the fig?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 25, 2016
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    Brexit for the Fig Leaf I say.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 25, 2016
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Your time starts ...... Now!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 27, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Is the poll still running?
    Can l vote informal?
    Are there any bribes being offered?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 16, 2016
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  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    [QUOTE="AussieQPR, post: 9471186, member: 1020440"
    Are there any bribes being offered?[/QUOTE]
    Free flat caps
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 18, 2016
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