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Off Topic Poetry for Cromer!

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by canary-dave, Dec 29, 2016.

  1. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Especially for you Cromer as yoiu are such a lover of good verse!

    There once was a young man called Reg,
    Who had a large meat and two veg.
    He gave some to Phil
    Who had such a thrill
    That it tipped him right over the edge!

    A bit racy maybe but scans beautifully! ;)
     
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  2. royalbarclayfan

    royalbarclayfan Well-Known Member

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    Yes I remember Reg and Phil too
    Very good at the moan and the boo,
    But good for a laugh
    When taking a bath
    Or when drinking with their good friend Hugh.
     
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  3. KIO

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    WTF ?
     
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  4. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    With regard to my poem for Cromer,
    I will not receive a diploma.
    With Shakespeare, I fear,
    I cannot compare,
    To call me a bard's a misnomer!

    ;)
     
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    Deeply disturbing
     
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    royalbarclayfan Well-Known Member

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    Where´s your sense of humour KIO ?

    Fun with a bit of twee verse
    I could think of a lot that is worse,
    For example our City
    Who right now we pity
    They´re in need of both Doctor and Nurse

    At least it´s productive to laugh
    And better in all ways by half,
    Than slagging off those
    Who slightly oppose
    The accepted view of this board´s staff.
     
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  8. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Yes, isn't it. Right up there with terrorism, the Syrian crisis and the state of the economy! <ok>
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Worse
     
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  10. K E M P

    K E M P Well-Known Member

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    I'm not that into the whole poetry stuff. Christ, I can barley spell.

    But each to their own. Still enjoy reading it.
     
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  11. royalbarclayfan

    royalbarclayfan Well-Known Member

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    Me too !
     
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