Being realistic in our predicament: James McCarthy – a player I really like, out of favour at Everton and since we’re ridiculously light on the ground in midfield because Catts, Kirchoff & Rowell are injured 90% of the time I reckon he’d be a good fit. If I could choose any player in the PL: Laurent Koscielny – we badly need a CB IMO as I don’t think Papy is up to it (though has improved more recently). Ball playing CB and chips in with a goal now and again. Could have named plenty like Hazard, Aguero etc. etc. etc but went for something a bit different.
Because the lad's a ****ing weapon, perfect striker. The fact we have Zlatan and I'd still choose him shows how much I rate him. If it was down to what we needed, probably Alderweireld from Spurs, but that's boring.
Any f*cker without an injury would be a welcome addition at the SoL ! Fantasy League.... a creative midfielder like Eriksen would be marvellous !!!!
Van Dijk from Soton. Top player who will be with a top 4 side soon. On form and for more potency in front of goal, Lallana from Liverpool
I'd be tempted to go for De Bruyne. Great player and a great attitude to go with it. He can set them up and Defoe can knock them in.
Is there nee **** called Eggs? Just had four poached on two slices of toast. Nice. Now I'm off to wash my cock.