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Osama Bin Laden Jokes

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  1. HOADIE_BOI

    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    Hearing of Osama Bin Laden's death nearly brought me to tears.

    Realizing I wouldn't have to hear about the royal wedding anymore made me so happy.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI, May 2, 2011
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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    As Osama Bin Laden entered heaven he was greeted by his 72 virgins,

    Unfortunatly for him they were all playing Xbox when he got there.

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    Hang on a minute - nuclear water leaking into the sea - Osama Bin Laden buried at sea after being killed - I await the creation of MohammadZilla
     
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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    I can't believe some people don't know who Osama Bin Laden is...

    They must've been hiding in a cave for the past 10 years.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI, May 2, 2011
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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    A Royal Wedding and Osama Bin Laden dying... if Carlsberg did bank holidays.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI, May 2, 2011
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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    What does Osama bin Laden have in common with a penis?


    They both have a hole in their head.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI, May 2, 2011
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    Theres a few more that need to be eliminated Bin Laden is the first how about.
    Daniel O Donnell for crimes against music
    Jedward-for being Jedward
    Lindsey Lohan-For being god knows what.
    Rebecca Black.for that song that drives me mad.
    And last but not least Alex Ferguson for being a gum chewing whiskey swilling senile old ****.
    When Bin Laden was killed,He was in Arsenals trophy room,it reminded him of home,as it was big dark and empty and just taken over by Americans.
     
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    KingPepeReina., May 2, 2011
  7. HOADIE_BOI

    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
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    quality<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    Yeah you know, But now people are starting to milk it, By changing it to ever other club in the league.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI, May 3, 2011
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    Would I .... <whistle>
     
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    I bet he regrets filling in that census form now !
     
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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    lol. Rep.
     
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    It has also just been confirmed that on Sunday the Irish SAS stormed Selfridges having learned that Summer Bed Linen was on the 3rd floor! <cool>
     
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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    lol,
     
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    It is believed that Bin Laden was not killed by The Us infact he was actually killed by a stray shot by Emile Heskey, and many people believed he never got them on target, Well that proves he can get them on target at the important times.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI, May 5, 2011
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    - Knock knock

    - Who's there?

    - Osama Bin

    - Osama Bin who?

    - Osama bin killed by Americans today - we'd better find another ruthless animal to lead our horrendous, terror-creating organisation!
     
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    Gills_Steve, May 6, 2011
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