Oh the pain....

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/04/13-pa...dbirth-according-to-mums-and-science-6615380/
List of the most painful conditions next to child birth.

I've had kidney stones so can wholeheartedly agree but missing of the list is standing on a piece of Lego which must be up there surely?!

 

I have to disagree, I stood on a bit of Lego yesterday and I didn't feel a thing.

 

A finger flick to the right bollock...

 

Or the wrong bollock imho

 

Women bang on about it as if it's then sorest pain there it as well. Toothache ffs

 

Well some women say child birth is a doddle so it takes all sorts I suppose.

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I was front row for mini puds birth ...

Looked sore as **** but the gas n air was magic !

 

Labour pains can be nothing more than a little perfectly normal local discomfort imho.

 

To be fair I was wearing a pair of trainers at the time

 

Having gas in the birthing suite is a perversion too far mate, unless it was just so your missus could shout " **** off gas you **** " when she needed to... ventilate

 

Toothache can be a ****er ...

I chipped the 'funny bone'. Hurt like ****.

 

He wasn't invited ... he just appeared !

 

I needed gas and air to get my last ****e oot

 

I've a bit of a twist in my ear canal and every so often I have to get them blasted with warm water off the nurse because the wax builds up where I can't get at it.

If I leave it too long I get earache like a Bastard. As bad as any toothache.

 

^^^^ twisted lugs

 

Only tinks need their ears cleaned

No offence

 

Having my ears syringed was an almost out of body experience, lovely sense of warmth and clarity.

 

Reading the OP's freds imho.

 

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You don't clean your ears