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  1. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    What in the name of cod is he doing <yikes>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    I don't need a gillfriend.
     
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  3. remembercolinlee

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    Thise is not the plaice for pervy talk <whistle>
     
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    But the hole has gotta be very small...you'll be in danger of you cock snapper ing off
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    Yeah, when penetrating your sole-mate you have to plaice it just right.
     
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    Pulled a slapper.
     
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    Bet he's having a whale of a time
     
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    Hope none of you get crabs.
     
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    I wouldn't bream of not taking precautions
     
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    It was an accident...was definnot looking at prawn
     
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    I hope you all have sex with your fish to the Tuna 'Return of the Mack' rel
     
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    I glad as you don't want to look a Percy sprat.
     
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    Not on porpoise anyway.
     
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    It was an accident...was definitely not looking at prawn
     
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  17. remembercolinlee

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    She won't give out cos she's got a haddock
     
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    Are you sure it's not because she thinks you're a bass-tard?
     
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  19. For Gods-hake! Will you lads stop with the fish-punning!
     
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    I'm more of a rock lobster whilst I'm hold the line man.
     
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