Tips / Bets Not606 Premier League Competition

Despite being 1/16th Mackem, I am beginning to wonder whether they actually have any brains in the North East. Why pay for a ticket to the game and leave at half time? Surely the obvious way to show your displeasure is to not show up at all. The Tigers’ fans managed it for the FA Cup game against Swansea with just 6,608 showing up.

Since it seems unlikely that Swansea are going to do much business in the January window, they too are surely doomed. On this weekend’s showing, Liverpool could run up a cricket score at Anfield in Week 22.

Hull City’s new manager started with a first PL win – they eventually figured out how to celebrate a win (their first since November) in the city centre taverns – but along with the other cellar dwellers, their twenty-plus negative goal difference means they need one point more than current fourth bottom Crystal Palace to get out of trouble. His 100 per cent PL record will be history by 6:30pm next Sunday at Stamford Bridge, but Palace could get done by Everton to keep them in touch.

Will The Tinkerman still be in charge of The Foxes at the start of the 2017/18 season? At least next year opponents will not be incentivised to beat them because they are the Champions.

Looks like Man Sheikhy are out of the title race – Guardiola not so hot in a League that is not just a two-horse race with him on the best horse...

 

Is there a bigger arsehole in World football than Ronaldo?

Real Madrid have a penalty against Sevilla, so the idiot throws the ball at an opposition player before putting it on the penalty spot to take the kick. The referee does nothing, presumably because Spanish referees are all under orders not to do anything about spoilt brats that play for Real Madrid or Barcelona because that is where all the money is in Spanish football.

Money really has taken over the working man’s game... now where has my prawn salad gone?

 

I can't stomach Ronaldo QM. Amazing player but the vainest **** you will ever likely to see in football history.I watched about 20 mins of his Documentary and switched off as I couldn't stomach the wealthy bastard any longer!Anyway table updated.
Pool 2 Swansea 0
Bmouth 1 Watford 0
Palace 1 Everton 2
Boro 1 West Ham 0
Stoke 0 Rags 1
WBA 2 Sland 1
City 1 Spuds 1
Saints 1 Leicester 0
My Beloved Gunners 3 Burnley 0
Chelski 2 Hull 0
Firminho
Giroud the sexy french bastardo

 

Liverpool 3 Swansea 1
Bournemouth 1 Watford 2
Palace 1 Everton 1
Middlesboro 1 West Ham 2
Stoke 1 Man U 2
WBA 2 Sunderland 2
Man City 2 Spurs 1
Southampton 2 Leicester 2
Arsenal 3 Burnley 0
Chelsea 4 Hull 1
Osil
Giroud

 

Liverpool 3 Swansea 0
Bournemouth 2 Watford 0
C Palace 1 Everton 1
Middlesboro 1 West Ham 0
Stoke 1 Man U 2
WBA 2 Sunderland 1
Man City 2 Spurs 1
Southampton 2 Leicester 0
Arsenal 4 Burnley 0
Chelsea 5 Hull 1
Pedro
Negredo

 

Liv 5 Swan 1
Bou 2 Wat 1
Pal 1 Eve 1
Boro 1 W/Ham 1
Sto 1 Man U 2
WBA 1 Sun 1
City 2 Spurs 1
Sou 0 Lei 0
Arse 4 Burn 1
Chel 3 Hull 1
Mid. Pedro (Chel)
Str. Giroud (Arse)
Thanks Ste mate

 

Liv 2-0 Swa
Bou 3-1 Wat
Pal 0-2 Eve
Boro 1-0 Whu
Sto 0-2 Utd
Wba 1-1 Sun
City 0-1 Spurs
Sou 0-1 Lei
Ars 1-1 Bur
Che 3-0 Hull
Kane
Pogba

 

Liverpool 2-1 Swansea
Bournemouth 1-1 Watford
Palace 2-1 Everton
Middlesbro 2-0 West Ham
Stoke 2-1 United
WBA 1-1 Sunderland
Manchester City 2-1 Spurs
Southampton 0-1 Leicester
Arsenal 3-0 Burnley
Chelsea 4-1 Hull

Fabregas
Origi

 

Liverpool 5-0 Swansea City (watch this end up 6 or 7...)
Bournemouth 1-0 Watford
Crystal Palace 0-2 Everton
Middlesbrough 1-0 West Ham Utd
Stoke City 1-2 Man United
West Brom 2-1 Sunderland
Man Sheikhy 1-2 Tottenham
Southampton 1-0 Leicester City
Arsenal 2-0 Burnley
Chelsea 3-0 Hull City

Striker: Romelu Lukaku
Midfielder: Philippe Coutinho

 

Looks like we all got the lunchtime score a little bit wrong. Should I send a text to my Liverpool fan brother and see whether I get a reply? Must be about 5,000/1 that I do.

I bet the three guys that I work with that support them are “working from home” on Monday too if they fail to turn this around. Funny old game...

 

Forgot abt this

Bou2-1 Wat
Pal 1-2 Eve
Boro 1-2 Whu
Sto 1-2 Utd
Wba 2-1 Sun
City 2-1 Spurs
Sou 1-1 Lei
Ars 3-1 Bur
Che 3-1 Hull
Giroud
Pedro

 

When Leicester City’s Wes Morgan scored an own goal with fifteen minutes left at Southampton, how did the linesman manage to rule the goal offside? He needs a trip to Specsavers...

He may find Andre Marriner in the queue to have his eyes tested after failing to give Man Sheikhy a penalty for a potential 3-1 lead, allowing Spurs to equalise almost immediately.

It has already been a hilarious weekend for those of us that do not follow a Premier League team. Lots of Liverpool fans to wind up as their continuing lack of a defence sees them fail to master Swansea after previously squandering points against the might of Sunderland and West Ham. Twenty five years a Cup team...

When Spurs were thrashing Watford 4-0 and when they were thrashing West Brom 4-0, my friend was texting about ‘Champagne’ football and ‘1970 Brazil’ football. When being goaded during the game at the Etihad, he suggested that Spurs should get rid of Eriksen and buy Snodgrass from Hull. Just before the equaliser, he had resorted to Anglo-Saxon language about the Lilywhites.

Guardiola’s post match interviews with the BBC are starting to become their own soap opera. When Guy Mowbray asked him about the penalty incident, Pep retorted that now all the BBC wanted to talk about was the referee; and said nothing of any great interest for the second week running.

 

Arse 3 Wat 0
Bou 1 Pal 1
Bur 2 Lei 0
Boro 1 WBA 1
Sun 0 Spurs 2
Swan 1 Sou 1
Liv 2 Chel 1
W/Ham 1 City 2
Man U 2 Hull 0
Sto 1 Eve 1
Mid. Ozil
Str. Kane
Thanks as always Ste

 

Arsenal 3-0 Watford
Bournemouth 2-1 Crystal Palace
Burnley 2-0 Leicester City
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Brom
Sunderland 0-3 Tottenham
Swansea City 0-1 Southampton
Liverpool 0-2 Chelsea
West Ham Utd 1-2 Man Sheikhy
Man United 2-0 Hull City
Stoke City 1-0 Everton

Striker: Harry Kane
Midfielder: Mesut Özil

 

Arsenal 2-1 Watford
Bournemouth 1-2 Crystal Palace
Burnley 1-0 Leicester City
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Bromwich Albion
Sunderland 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Swansea City 1-0 Southampton
Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea
West Ham United 0-3 Manchester City
Manchester United 2-0 Hull City
Stoke City 1-1 Everton

Jesus
Willian

 

Arsenal 3 Watford 0
Bmouth 2 Palace 1
Burnley 1 Leicester 0
Boro 1 WBA 1
Sland 0 Spuds 2
Swansea 1 Saints 1
Pool 0 Chelski 1
West Ham 1 City 2
Rags 2 Hull 0
Stoke 0 Everton 0
Mikaterrior
Kane

 

Arsenal 3-0 Watford
Bournemouth 0-1 Crystal Palace
Burnley 2-1 Leicester City
Middlesbrough 0-0 West Brom
Sunderland 1-3 Tottenham
Swansea City 2-1 Southampton
Liverpool 2-1 Chelsea
West Ham Utd 1-3 Man city
Man United 4-0 Hull City
Stoke City 1-1 Everton

Striker: Andre Gray
Midfielder: Coutinho

 

Ars 2-0 Wat
Bou 2-1 Pal
Bur 2-0 Lei
Boro 0-1 Wba
Sun 1-3 Spurs
Swa 2-2 Sou
Liv 1-1 Che
Whu 0-2 City
Utd 3-0 Hull
Sto 1-2 Eve
Eriksen
Llorente

 

Chelski 1 Arsenal 0
Palace 2 Sland 1
Everton 2 Cherries 0
Hull 0 Pool 2
Saints 1 Wham 0
Watford 1 Burnley 0
WbA 1 Stoke 1
Spuds 2 Boro 0
City 3 Swansea 0
Leicester 0 Rags 1
De Bruyne
Lukaku

 

Chel 2 Arse 1
Pal 1 Sun 1
Eve 2 Bou 0
Hull 1 Liv 2
Sou 1 W/Ham 0
Wat 2 Bur 0
WBA 1 Sto 2
Spurs 2 Boro 0
City 3 Swan 0
Lei 2 Man U 1
Mid. Sterling
Str. Lukaku
Thanks as always Ste. Top man