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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by monty987, Apr 26, 2017.

  1. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    A baby one would be "PG Woodlouse"
     
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    Independence vote for Scotand then
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Stickleback fish. Shove a matchstick through their eyes.

    Instant hammerhead sharks.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    And free buckfast for all under 5s
     
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  5. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Sunderland manager David Moyes speaking to Match of the Day: "We didn’t get a good result but I thought we played well. We limited Boro to no opportunities other than the goal. It was a poor goal that we gave away but I cant fault the players or their efforts.

    "Sometimes small things make the biggest difference. We conceded the goal but after that we were on and played well."

    On maintaining their Premier League status: "While there's a chance, we’ll keep going, while there’s games to win. Good performances lead to results, that’s the way it goes.

    "I think we’ve had a couple of pretty good performances in the last few games. We know our position, we’re not daft, we know exactly where we are. We have to try and pick up every win.

    "I’m experienced enough. I’ve never been in this position before so it’s new to me as well. It’s something I’m not enjoying. I’d like to say I win more often than not. I can't say its something I enjoy"
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Think Moyes has over dosed on buckfast and fruit pastilles.
     
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    Wth a Monty special chaser
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Lemon harpic and paracetamol.
     
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    With a toilet duck twist
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Yeah. Downgraded. The Pine Flash floor liquid is a bit potent, and gave him wind.
     
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    WTF you going on about the match for? Random.

    I overheard someone today telling their friend they had an eye infection in their ear.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Yes.

    Japs eye infection.

    Gonarreah
     
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    A Japs eye infection has gone in your ear?

    You can take the man out of Thailand...
     
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  14. Commachio

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    I once got nsu and conjunctivitus at the same time.

    I was a heap. <laugh>
     
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  15. Nostalgic

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    Have a look at this from earlier this year:

    How did an Indonesian python eat a man?
    • 29 March 2017
    • From the sectionAsia
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    Image copyrightAFP
    Image captionIndonesia is home to some of the world's biggest snakes - this 14.85m, 447kg python was caught in a forest in Sumatra
    Indonesian police say a farmer in Indonesia has been eaten by a python, which was later cut open to retrieve the man's body.

    The 25-year-old was seemingly attacked and swallowed at a palm oil plantation near his village in West Sulawesi.

    But the extraordinary case has prompted a number of questions.

    How could it do it?
    Reticulated pythons of this size - it was reported to be 7m (23ft)-long - are very powerful. They wrap themselves around their prey and crush it, killing it by suffocation or cardiac arrest.

    Eating it is another matter.

    Pythons do not chew their food, they have to swallow it whole, but their jaws are connected by very flexible ligaments so they can stretch around large prey. Even so, there are limits.

    "The restricting factor is human shoulder blades because they are not collapsible," Mary-Ruth Low, conservation & research officer for Wildlife Reserves Singapore and a reticulated python expert, told the BBC.

    So while reticulated pythons - the longest snakes in the world - have attacked humans very occasionally in the past, experts have long questioned whether they could ingest an adult man.
     
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  16. crumble bungle

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    could be my next job.. a bus driver when i get made redundant.
     
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  17. red&white wanderer

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    Well that says it all - if Moyes is satisfied and happy with such inept performances we are (as I probably thought all along) in a perilous place - he has got to go
    He needs counselling - even got the Newcastle rag out of a tricky place about todays back page feature story -I'm fuming <steam>
     
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  19. red&white wanderer

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    Suprisingly Its a football forum post on a football (not off topic) thread - imo its too serious for grieving process silly humour - :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Where do we stand on the optimism now Wando?

    We given up yet?
     
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