Lucky you.. She has always made sure I have paid the highest possible price for fornicating with her.
As you are a virgin you have never recieved a penny... Now pipe down and let the men banter. Pseudo sex or having a **** as the rest of us describe it doesnt count.
I've been married 52 years and my wife nad I have only ever argued about two things, money and sex, and I always reckoned she charges me too much.
Pig's arse he is. You've heard the expression 'in for a penny, in for a pound'. Well, the penny didn't go far.