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Neymar wants to be recognised in his own right...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 2, 2017.

  1. That's the theory being posited in some hack quarters to explain his exist from Barca.

    He wants to get out from under the shadow of Messi and to prove that he is the best player in the World.

    The criticism is that he cannot be considered the best by going to a league that has only two decent teams (PSG and Monaco), yet the hacks don't seem to realise that he's actually swapping like for like, by leaving a league that has only two decent teams.

    Be that as it may, I think there is merit in the argument that he is seeking to play for a side in which his skills will be brought to the fore.

    I cannot help thinking that this is the reason why the likes of Alli and Kane are at Spurs.

    Sure, either player could go to a "galatico" side, such as Barca or Real, but then they'd be little more than yet another superb player among 20 or so superb players. Much better to remain at Spurs, where they can both be Billy Big Bollocks type players, and eventually move on to become legends.

    What's Bale done, for example, since he moved away? Got injured, and been darkened by Ronaldo's shadow, that's what!

    Nah, you lads (ie. Alli and Kane) stay where you are! You're loved at Spurs, and can realise your dreams with us. Kiss the badge, lads - you both deserve it...

    Anyway, what was I saying?

    Oh, yeah.

    Neymar.

    He'll do fine at PSG.

    What do you lads reckon?




    NOTE: strictly no wumming on this thread, please!
     
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  2. Stan

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    I think Atletico Madrid would take issue with your scratch the surface knowledge of La Liga.
     
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    Spot on Hiag....but i dont think it's all to do with that..hes wanting the money

    He should have joined Spurs and become a Legend here by helping us get to the next level. The PL has more credibilty than the French league, could have bagged himself a few FIFA Player of the Year awards too..wont win anything noteworthy at PSG
     
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  4. Agreed, Bruv.

    That is the one big blot on Neymar's copy-book.

    He would have slotted in quite nicely into our squad, and would have been a useful option for Poch for those occasions when we needed something a bit more creative.
     
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    You remember them games when it was deadlocked with 15 to go?..he could have come on and shown us his dazzling skills.

    Maybe he saw what Son was doing on the left and thought naah forget it...Neymar doesnt come across like he enjoys competition.
     
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  6. I wouldn't be at all surprised if that was the case, Bruv!

    I actually see Neymar as a bullet dodged. It's clear that he wants an easy life, which is not the kind of player that Poch tends to go for.
     
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    We only deal with grafters..easy life? should have gone to the Goons
     
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    Won La Liga and won the Champions League three times, scoring in two separate finals.

    These **** ups write themselves <laugh>
     
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    C'mon PISKIE, there was so much ground bait in the OP, it stank the place up.

    In you pop <laugh>

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    Gizz a go

    In you pop Piskie lad <rofl>

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    Netted myself a couple of Spuds and a HIAG WFU

    In you pop lads <laugh>

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    Aha...the net of defeat. :bandit:
     
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  13. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Mastery at work shouldn't just be for the few but for the masses, as a singer that you are, would you rather sing to a few but many? You need to branch out your wummery and net to a bigger audience, I am sure you can see the targets through the stained glass windows..<ok>

    A lot of your audience is on your doorstep, you just need to attach the draught excluder and make that step to being you in the wilder, confused world..:)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    By 'Stained glass windows', you mean Jizz stained flannel...right ?
     
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  16. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Yeah I think he is capable of that, you talking come shots right that **** the windows up? Yeah could be and highly likely too given that he has that ****erage about him but I see him as an artisan, a man connected to daisy chains in a very rooted way, a man that thinks his time out in life and his words to precision. A man on a mission, that might see the triangles in the sky, a dippy hippy but very harmless and one hell of a wum..<ok>
     
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  17. I want that written on my tombstone, Joe.
     
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  18. Oh, I almost forgot...

    In you pop, Pix...

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  19. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    And so you shall, engraved, pastel or coloured crayon? You have few years to think about it mate, the bus doesn't hit you until 2041, the net gets it as well mind, all crushed for the sake of not buying a ticket.. tut tut..
     
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