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  1. Archers Road

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    Doesn't seem to have ****ing worked. You are quite clearly a useless gambler.
     
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    I used to give out leaflets to people that spunked their businesses away and would sob after doing their last tenner .

    I'm sure I can take the hit of that £5 Sunday binge
     
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    It's a lot more fun if you win.


    See Eddie for tips <ok>
     
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    Liquidate and debt is gone iirc

    Just ask Barrie
     
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    I chose 2 winners that I backed through skill the 1st I couldn't be arsed to walk to the bookies again because the TV coverage ended would have been £2 at 5/1.
    The second one was 7s but at the last moment I swapped for a horse with a nice name.

    I am lead to believe that "The shrewdies" have all got their arses burnt so badly they don't gamble anymore .
    Eddie advised me to go £50 on a 11/8 cert that came second so I think I will stick to my random twice a year £2 drunken fun bets thanks.
     
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    You need a Betfair account. Then you won't have to walk to the bookies.
     
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    Yeah that has no way of ending at all badly .
    Sitting there at 530am listening to Australian non league soccer hoping to claw back a days losses.

    cough (Fabio)
     
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    Can you bet on Ozzie non - league? Didn't know that.


    Nags and PL/CL only for this semi retired semi pro John Aspinall wannabee

    I advise you to empty all bank accounts and park a truck load of money on Juve to win the CL <ok>
     
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    Off the nags/footie meself these days and only back the golf,majors only though I did see O'Brien did the double last weekend.
     
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    I worked for his son Damien Aspinall a massive ****.
    You are almost there as John Aspinall died years ago .
    They used to take a chunk of our tips to prop up the Aspinall foundation spending our money feeding monkeys .
    Not dissimilar to the Inland revenue.
     
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    O'Brien did the double, but he won the 1000 Guineas with a 9/1 shot, the 5/4 fav back in second. Frankie in third on the Gosden horse, so money back thank you very much.


    I have never bet on golf, but I know you can get some great value if you follow it. Great trousers too.
     
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    I think they actually feed the zookeepers to the monkeys. Good system.
     
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    Follow Mon and myself next month,you can't lose:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    <laugh> Yeah, there's no way I can lose...
     
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