Off Topic New years resolutions

Load of bollocks they are.

Anyone still try these?

Anyone ever kept to one?

 

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

 

When you start to experiment with weird concoctions of alcohol.

Usually end up being sick.

 

I remember being allowed a glass of sherry (QC) on new years eve when I was a kid.

 

I remember being in the sea at seaburn naked in the early hours.

****ing freezing. I really should have learned something that day. Instead it got worse

 

Stopped smoking on Jan 1st can't even remember what year maybe 2010 or something.

Normally if I need to do something I won't wait until the first day of the new year to start it.

 

Ran starkers down our street with my mate and when we got back our lass and her mate had locked us out.

 

So did you just end up humping each other to keep warm?

 

Aye.

 

I once set fire to a draughtsman on new years eve and vowed never to do it again, so far i haven't. Cost me £300 in medical bills that ****er.

 

Can't recall ever making a New Years resolution. Possibly wished not to get arrested again but that's probably whilst the local constabulary were picking me up from gutter while in a drunken stupor.