has just seen my computer screen and seen all the thread titles ... He wants a word later - who didn't look too pleased!!!!
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Tried that one before Dougie whenI was looking at a French scud website - got away with it until her got IT to do a check! I'lll blag it that I was on my lunch (even tho I went out at 12 for mine!!!)
Tell them its work related Sometimes I ask people on here stuff about my work, places in Scotland etc.
Know you say something like I know a lawyer/engineer or whatever you might need to ask help for he uses this site alot of the time as he;s self employed. I just went on to see if he was on there as he didn't reply to my phonecall/email.
my boss caught me looking at spn once. my reply was "i have nothing better to do" he laughed and walked away.
just before i went away one of the new guys game over to ask me something and caught me watching porn, he'd managed to sneak up as i had my earphones in and her anal punishing was drowning everything out until he tapped me on the shoulder, i took my earphones out and just pretended it wasnt on. he couldnt have ever told anyone as nothing was said before i left and no ones taken the piss about it since i came back. somehow this dipshit got the sack whilst i was away, he must've been ****ing useless
He probably went to the boos and claimed you were watching "Violent back-door filth" and the boss gave him the boot for being a liar. The amount of porn offshore is mental. It's like some sort of porn market. Every **** has at least one or two films on a memory stick.
it was the same when i was away although you got tired of the same old ****. luckily you'd just wander round all the tents asking if anyone had any decent porn, you could be quite specific, had a guy came in looking for "violent porn" and another who wanted "black women getting done by white guys", you'd just wander about and eventually someone would get it for you. people coming out of portaloos with laptops in the pitch black was also a common sight
Is violent porn one small step away from rape porn? Were you wandering around asking for pregnant porn?
there was actually pregnant porn but only one of them was any good the other two they were too far gone for my liking, i swear you could see the head the violent porn was either simulated rape of some japanese bird (i have a theory that japanese men are really into rape because a lot of the porn involves the women crying ) or just shagging with a lot of choking/hitting from either side, just really rough sex. i cant even remember all the stuff there was, i gave all mine away just before i came home as i didnt want Mrs.LR finding some of the more artistic stuff.
Who told me about the guy in Prague? [video=youtube;n9KBJxupciQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9KBJxupciQ[/video]
www.extremetube.com for all your miget violent and pregnant porn (doesnt have a pregnant midget being raped unfortunatly) some of the ones are a tad ****ed tho so a word of warning
