The FA are charging DM about 'Slapgate' Could his punishment be him having to take over at our neighbours when the fat waiter leaves?.
I reckon they should ask the woman in question if she would like to slap Moyes as punishment and if she does then that's that, if she's not bothered then no harm done.
The prize should be that before every match you get shown the team sheet and you get to slap Moyes until he puts the right names on it.
I'd probably take half of Moyes' salary to get slapped by passers by for 8 hours a day. The least he should do after this season is offer his face up for a free punching