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Meire's appalling CV

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  1. User deleted as requested

    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    Taken from the Drinking During The Game blog today, but worth sharing.

    The Idiot's CV as Charlton CEO-

    2014

    - Sells Yann and Dale Stephens. Replaced with Reza & Astrit.

    - Sacks Powell, appoints Riga.

    - Sacks Riga, appoints Peeters.

    - Sacks Peeters, appoints Luzon. Famously lies about the recruitment process.

    - Forces Micheal Morrison out to Birmingham. Blatantly lies about the transfer.

    2015

    - arranges VIP meeting to coincide with Woolwich Town Hall crisis fans meeting.

    - subsequently abolishes VIP scheme <laugh>, saying Club doesn't need the money

    - North Stand pass fiasco

    - Pruning back of Valley Express coach service to Annie skeleton service

    - cocking up compensatory vouchers scheme when giving Bournemouth fans the seats of long term ST holders on final day

    - cheap, sex on the pitch stunt

    - closing Ticket Office on Thursdays. Cocking up postaje of new STs.

    - stopping disabled fans using West Stand lifts

    - meets Reams outside Cardiff bogs. Pauses from lying only to ask him what the stains on his T shirt are.

    - sacking the programme selling company and putting no adequate replacement in place

    - the Fans Sofa

    - slagging off our elderly fan base to a foreign journalist

    - sacking Luzon a week after giving him a public Vote of Confidence

    - appointing Karel Fraeye

    - blatantly lying over his interim status

    2016

    - Closing Ticket Office on Wednesdays too

    - floating idea of flats near Jimmy Seed Stand

    - cynically organising a last minute Family Day in car park after learning of a car park protest.

    - smirking at fans at protest and labelling them "the negative 2%"

    - telling Dublin PR conference that Charlton fans are "weird" for having an emotional attachment to the Club

    - comparing customers to visitors to a cinema or restaurant

    - putting a House music DJ in Crossbars on match days :azn:

    - the Peter Varner takeover smears

    - hectoring fans at the Fans Forum meeting

    - instructing stewards to remove critical banners

    - sacking Fraeye

    - appointing Riga again

    - Mel Baroni resigns after 46 days after old Douche's infamous {....} rant on the O/S

    - meeting the police at Scotland Yard with Keohane to grass on fans

    - having her Wikipedia account airbrushed of all negative references

    - going on holiday to Dubai in April 2016 as we faced relegation

    - relegation to League 1

    - sacking Riga

    - being publicly humiliated by Chris Wilder over written guarantees

    - appointing Russell Slade

    - charging fans extra £2.50 to pick up tickets at Valley

    - Pope, JBG and Cousins sold to cover black hole.

    - launches Agreed Behavioural Contracts for fans

    - phase 2 of training ground development announced - with huge scale backs

    - turns up late for first meeting of FA council

    - tells lots of fibs to Jim White during disasterous Talksport appearance

    - sacks Slade after 21 games

    - bins Nugent after 7 points in
    9

    - appoints Karl Robinson

    2017

    -actual home gates fall to 5,000

    - Fox and Lookman sold for £11.8m - Robinson given widely reported 400k budget

    - home game called off after under soil heating pipes not connected to a boiler.

    - debt rises to a forecast £50m in
    Summer 2017

    - club 15th in League one and in a relegation battle (again)

    HOW IS SHE STILL
    HERE ???
     
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  2. DonCorleone

    DonCorleone Well-Known Member

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    Did you add one of your own to the list you :evil:

    Debt rising to 5 quid doesn't sound too bad.
     
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  3. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    No silly goose, KM laughs when she's nervous. IA assures us of that.
     
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  4. ForestHillBilly

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    A bit unbalanced, so here are the positives-
    Started T20K to put in place a surge in attendances
    Gave Old Reamsy a knowing smile
    Is even stronger now that she's received some abuse, albeit a fraction of what a male CEO would have received.
    Er, that's it..
     
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  5. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    Has a nice set of tits.
     
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    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    The next entry on her Charlton CV will be

    - unnecessarily took over the POTY dinner, and duly f*cked it up.
     
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  7. Holden Chinaski

    Holden Chinaski Well-Known Member

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    But still, it's perfect CV for a job in the morally corrupt, repugnant and tyrannical European Union.
     
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    CEO of St Truiden will surely be her next port of call.
     
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    ..........to punish their fans for supporting the Charlton fans' protest.
     
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    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    When you read that list of her activities at Charlton, it really is incredible that she is still here.
    She has literally ruined everything she has touched. The woman without shame.
     
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    Is that why she gets on so well with Mrs Perks?
     
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    Well, Meire hasn't ruined the half time vol au vents yet...
     
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  13. Sat In Greenwich

    Sat In Greenwich Well-Known Member

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    let's hope so! god knows why RD keeps cafc. we all hate him. we all hate KM. she hates the fans. just sell up and give her the job back home where she'll fit in with his daft ideologies
     
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