Matchday Get It Out Of Your System Thread

For those of us who like to vent during a game, without having our frustrations posthumously gone over with a fine tooth comb.

No positivity allowed.

You can moan about how pointless this thread is without any matches to you heatt's content, however.

 

nowt wrong with my Heatt's thanks !

 

Jack Wiltshire.
Did anyone else think that he's a strange fit for B'mouth? Slows things right down. Ponderous pace and obvious passing. Was pleased with his performance.
I might have misunderstood this thread though.......

 

I love it! What a great idea. Sorry to be so positive. This is a fantastic idea.

Good job. Great thread.

 

Bloody typos!

 

Great idea i think too! all the negative posts on here! amazing idea.

Damn. I'm being positive....

 

ha ha love it! - only the positives posted on here so far. brilliant, fantastic performance! xxx

 

I think this idea sucks. I'll never remember to separate my negative washing from my sparkling whites. There will be colour bleeding aplenty next time we ever play a game...

 

What you meant is:

Why can ****ing Bournemouth afford Jack Wiltshire and we can't? He may be ****, but he's a better grade of **** than [insert player you hate here - personally, I'd go with JRod as it upsets more people].

 

Fantastic idea!

If I feel like commenting during the game, I'm gonna comment during the game. However I want, and on the thread I that I choose.

 

So with xmas coming up let's have a random off topic discussion... what's everyones favourite meat?

Mine has to be beef or Turkey. Love the taste of lamb but a bit fatty for me.

No Christmas dinner for me this year though

 

Why? Are you poorly or in the doghouse?*

*Sorry if this has been mentioned before...I have the memory of a...... Sorry, what was I saying?

 

And nah it's just not worth cooking it just for myself... got my lad in the afternoon but would have already eaten.

 

Not cooking Xmas dinner as it is just for you is like giving up having showers because no one would notice. Keep up the standards, man. An Empire wasn't founded with such a slapdash attitude. Next you will be telling me you gave the butler the day off!

 

You should do what the wife and I do now the daughter has left home. We go out. Yep, traditional Xmas dinner at a pub. On the face of it it costs more, but no mess, no waste, no full fridge. And I still get to come home fall asleep whilst drinking my Xmas Baileys and snore with a dog on my lap

 

Was thinking about that but decided that I'll spend the money on a few xmas eve drinks instead. The hangover will make the morning go quicker until my Christmas really starts

 

Yep good idea, sleep it off to spend the quality time with the little one. That to me is what Xmas is all about. Gonna miss my grandson like crazy, even though he is only a FaceTime conversation away

 

No ones answered the favourite meat question yet...

I'm trying my damned hardest to make well this well off topic give me some help guys

 

Goat

 

Beef if medium rare and with a pepper sauce
Chicken if cooked with loads of garlic
Lamb if in a Rogan Josh
Beef/Pork Mince if in a bolognese.
Lamb if a shank
Pork if Pork belly with roasties

Edit: Turkey if it's the 25th December
Edit 2: Tofu Bolognese if I've cooked for the veggie other half