Match Day Thread Manchester United vs Ruabanhuloyuaherlangogogo

It's the big one. Anyone know the team?

I'm going for Rooney to break the all time United goalscoring record by scoring the 7 he needs tonight. It will be hard, they are probably the toughest opposition we've faced so far this season. But we WILL succeed!

Interesting fact. Russia is the largest democracy in the world and Ukraine is a part of that. It's true, I asked Putin.

 

So where are they from, Russia or Ukraine?

Their name sounds a bit North Wales really. You sure they're not TNS with a new sponsor?

Anyway, the ever bubbly Jose has picked a strong side plus his pet gorilla Fellaini. We should win.

 

Love Jose's coat.

The man has style.

 

Interesting fact; their attention seeking left back wears the number 95 shirt.

 

FFS I hate missing the highlight of the game!

 

Isn't it amazing that even against this **** side, Fellaini has already played 11 backpasses with no pressure and 3 available United players in front of him.

 

Ukrainian side look decent going forward thanks to your suspect make shift defense & Fellaini.

 

No, not really.

I'd say predictable rather than amazing!

 

I love Ibrah's attitude. Wants to play every game. So much for the has-been past-it 35 year old. Have to say, his attitude has been a pleasant surprise for me.

 

I have my doubts Lingard's first touch will ever improve.

 

Fellaini the foul merchant

 

I just wish Fellaini would **** off.

 

Cross comes in. Fellaini 6 yards out, in space. Turns his back on it. WTF

 

Savage doing anyones ****ing head in, he's clueless and the worst commentator thats ever been on TV

 

I'm watching some american stream so I don't know.

 

If we play Fellaini (which in effect will be playing with 10 men) then we won't be scoring against Stoke on Sunday.

 

The BEST tackle I've ever seen by Fellaini. That was quality tbf

 

1-0 Ibrah.

Lovely crafted assist by Wazza

 

A terrible miss from Rooney turned to an assist for zlatan

 

what an assist from Rooney