Match Day Thread Manchester United v West Ham - round 2

What the **** is up with our finishing

 

Was watching a feed on my phone and listening to 5live. The phone feed is at least a minute behind the radio.

 

We're winning 5-1 mate

 

Told you @Diego#reverjinx

 

Mickey is a fantastic player.

 

Bastian coming on. Crowd favourite by the looks of it. Mourinho better watch out.

 

Ibra always takes the most difficult, and flashiest, option and more often than not he ****s it up.

 

Stan Knows

 

Second time I've seen Zaza and my opinion is firmly cemented... he is ****ing god awful.

 

I can smell the #fear in Sky's absence. He's probably praying to the ganja gods "Please don't let us draw United in the next round"

 

I'm surprised he didn't flick that final goal on to his head before doing a backflip scissor kick from 6 yards out.

 

I missed that, I went to get the elf!

 

It was a tap in and he obliged. Thank ****!

 

Hull in the Semi

 

United to play Hull in the semi's. Lucky escape for Liverpool.

 

There has to be something about Schweinsteiger that through no formal consensus between the fans, we all (generally) like the bloke.

Might be something to do with the fact the guy is quality and always plays with a smile on his face. (the last bit might be why Mourinho doesn't like him )

 

I take no notice of all the conspiracy nuts.
Basti froze out, training on his own. Maybe he just wasn't fit enough to merit a place and has actually worked very hard to prove his worth.
Has anybody seen any quotes of the man complaining or even questioning his position?
Maybe Jose really doesn't want him and is putting him in the shop window for the January transfer window, who knows?

The facts are that when he plays his class is obvious but his lack of fitness for the speed of the PL lets him down, there doesn't have to be some hidden agenda behind his treatment, it could just be pragmatic management (which the player himself seems to have accepted).

 

But he does have a sexy smile

 

He looks a lot like my neighbour. It's quite spooky.

 

Mike Phelan "I will do my damnedest to give United the game of their lives!"

This will be tough, Hull will be tricky