Two little lads were playing kick-about at Southwark Park when one of them is attacked by a Rotweiller. His mate grabs a stick and jams it into the dog's collar and twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his mate. A passing journalist sees this and approaches the boy. "What you just did was fantastic. I'm going to make that headlines in tomorrow's paper, it wll say 'Young Millwall boy saves friend from deadly dog attack.' "But I'm not a Millwall supporter." "OK, it will say,'Young Palace supporter saves mate from vicious dog." "But I'm not a Palace supporter, either." "I thought all you youngsters from around here would be Lions or Palace fans." "No, I'm a Leeds supporter". Next day the banner headline read "Little northern git murders beloved family pet."
