What you all up to? I'm heading up to my big sister's in Inverness this afternoon for a long weekend! Will be meeting up with Venom during that time to give him his wedding present.
Another never-ending heatwave, I will be mostly starting small fires in rural areas and timing how long it takes to reach heavily populated areas. Then BBQ iirc.
All Champagne, flowers and sex tonight, celebrating Valentines day early as I'll be away next week. Tomorrow, massive fry up, pub, football, pub. Sunday, church, lunch, pub
How can it be "another" never-ending heatwave? The last one must have ended rendering it not never-ending otherwise you wouldn't be having one now, it would still be the last one, as it was never-ending, which it wasn't! I ****ing hate liars.
Julie is off to 50 shades of women porn tonight with her sister and her pal. She was sending my Snapchats yesterday of her shoving love balls up her divot and I know she's looked out the butt plug so debauchery should flow at some point this weekend. (muffed her out last night FYI) Tommorow, young Declan has a game at 9am but might be called off due to the old Jack Frost, probably try and get some work done in the afternoon. Sunday, Declan got a game at 10am then off to the Old Lady on Sunday for what promises to be another swashbuckling performance from the Queen's XI who will no doubt put Greenock's finest SCUMBAGS to the sword with another swashbuckling performance to put the SHYTERS RIGHT UP the BHEAST FROM THE EAST. gbnl iirc
Probably a load of lesbianistas protesting about the objectification of wimmin. Shouting out "show us your tits" at them doesn't go down well. Either that or they have read the books and seen the films and wanted to register their contempt. Apparently 50 Shades started out life as a Fan Fiction story about characters from Twilight. True story.
