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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    <peacedove> I was in one of those big lifts this morning, this man was rushing to get in before the lift
    closes the door and accidently handled the boobs of a young woman. The man apologised and the
    lady said " It's alright". The man cheekily said "if it's alright can I do it again"?.
    Every one in the lift started laughing.
    Good morning !.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Feb 20, 2017
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  2. Tobes

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    Sounds like you've just encountered a sex pest mate.

    Accident? Sure....
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bet it was Rid Lid <ok>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    sounds like the new trump era is settling in nicely.

    You can all do what you want now you know. trump said so and his election affirmed that its ok.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Just a grab a random tit, it's sound.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    they thank you it seems.
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    First it was a girls hand on the tube, now her tits in a lift.... next we'll be hearing about you in the news dribs <yikes>
     
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  8. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    What are you trying to suggest??. Hearing about me in the news for good or bad?.
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I like to grab 'em by the pussy. <ok>
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    And you will soon get a slap on your face:laugh:.
     
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    Was she fit, with a decent pair of tits like?
     
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  12. saintKlopp

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    Bet he felt a right tit.












    <sorry><sorry><sorry><sorry>
     
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  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Apology not accepted. <ok>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Or a left one.
     
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    Couldn't help myself. It just slipped out M'lud.
     
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  16. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    first it was a hand then it was ..<yikes>
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Not sure if you're calling me an accident or a sex pest. Either way I'm #flattered
     
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