Yoghurt. Specifically Pret a Manger fruit and granola yoghurts. please log in to view this image I appreciate yoghurts of any description are well within the realm of both pooves and mongos.
That's like a pot of sugar mixed with semen and old bits of cereal boxes. Make your own you lazy pointless turd.
I had granola, greek yogurt, strawberries and cashew nut butter for breakfast this morning and then watched gay porn.
Make my own sugar, semen & cereal boxes? Well, like Meatloaf says, two out of three ain't bad. Anyhoo, why should I make my own when I can get your Ukranian bird to do it then rustle me up a latte to go with it?
You can't make 2 out of 3 of those. Spastic. PS: If I shopped in ASDA I'd get your hairy missus to cut me cheese behind the cheese counter.
Greek yoghurt with honey, blueberries and a nectarine for this Guardian reading metrosexual. Followed by a croissant because I am fat as well as pretentious.
So I can't make a box now is that it? Or in you pop or something. Or not. Anyhoo my missus doesn't work in Asda but she has been known to cut the cheese. Last time I checked she wasn't hairy either.