Off Topic I’ve been told to tone down my wardrobe in House of Lords, says Michelle Mone

I reckon it's because the old dusy-haired duffers have all been caught ****ing under the benches!

This is what the old trout looks like...



What do you reckon, lads?

 

She'd be no good to you Bell unless she was a Lesbian then you could rub clitorises.

 

Worth a poke

 

I've met her. She's hot in the flesh too.

 

Milfy yumminess

 

Saw her in a coffee shop on Mount Street in Mayfair. Commented on her ****ability before being told who she is.

 

She's a Tory from Glasgow. Hate ****, maybe?

 

My first thought looking at that picture is:

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That's a motorboat by the way.

 

My second thought is

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That's a couple of good thoughts, Milky.

 

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I'd shout "This is for Jeremy!" as I shot my load up her arse

 

I can understand why you wouldn't like this thread, Skiddy, bearing in mind that your wife has a cock.

 

That's clearly a euphemism for flicking your 13mm clitoris.

 

You've got a real thing about his wife's cock haven't you mate?

 

My wife clitoris is bigger than his 13mm cock.

 

That's because it's a cock, Skiddy.

 

You need to study anatomy more Bell