How long does a scone

last before it goes stale?

I bought one yesterday and was planning on eating it tomorrow around 2:47pm.

Will that be ok? I like to heat it in the oven first so the butter melts onto it.

 

you should be fine you ****ing lunatic

 

Cheese scones would go off quicker though wouldn't they tommy?

 

what about plain scones?

 

its the fastest cake in the world

 

Fruit scones are the best. With butter and strawberry jam.

**** yer cheese scones Tommy.

With the greatest respect, of course.

 

Can you get snacks and things if you ask Tommy? Or do you need to wait til meal times?

 

he just pisses himself and when they come over to mop up says "can i have a cheese scone?"

 

Sorry Tommy i thought you were in a care home.

My mums a home carer - are you from Shettleston or Parkhead? She talks about having to clean up pish quite alot.

 

Scones - what a bunch of ****in' nancy boys!!

Churchill would be turning in his grave.

Lily livered wishy washy pinko faggots.

 

you dont like scones ER?

 

Show some respect ER ya manky auld prick! Tommy fought in the war while you were cowering in a bomb shelter with your boyfriend ya queerhawk

 

Fruit scone, butter, strawberry jam and clotted cream.
Cheese is not meant to be in scones.
Not natural.
Cheese is meant to be on toast.
And macaroni.

 

Cheese is illegal in Peru <MUIR>

 

Tommy maybe I could come and visit you during the day and make you a scone?

Dont worry if i disappear out the room for 10 minutes and you hear lots of noise and afterwards your house is a mess and you cant find your pension book, your wife's old jewellery or the savings you kept under your bed.

Just pm me your address

 

is it not pronounced skoon?

 

Naw . wtf is this bollocks about "your message is too short" <muir>

 

'its too short' 'its too short' don't you get sick of hearing that!!!

 

This is why I love this place. Two ****ing pages about scones ya ****s. No other SPL forum has discussions about scones that are this in-depth!

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You should do a poll ER. On another note, people were calling you a "manky auld prick" 10 years ago too?