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  1. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    26 year old South Shields woman in court today accused of raping a man twice.

    A) any of you lot?

    B) how does that work exactly?

    I remember reading a news story about a bloke in Africa who was walking down a road minding his own business when a car full of women stopped, pulled him inside and all had their wicked way with him, simply opening the door afterwards and booting him out.

    I think he was looking for sympathy but I dunno, I can't take it seriously. Male on female rape is obviously a very serious offence but turn the tables and it's just not the same in the slightest to me.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    There's some birds out there that I really wouldn't want to have any sex with, if she somehow managed to drug me, and have it off with me, I'd probably be too ashamed to say owt.
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    Nee idea where the law stands on this but I think it's a case if the bloke get's a hard on then it can't be rape as he's aroused & willing.
    Female on male rape of course.
     
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  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Somehow cannot imagine a barrister saying " did you get a hard on Sir". Yes I did. Case dismissed.
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Surely a tart sitting on ya face and another one blowing ya tyres up is sexual harrassment not rape. And yes I'd want more.
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    The law says that if a bloke shags a bird so pissed up that she's not thinking rationally he can be done for rape.
    If the opposite applies then I've been raped a few times.
     
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  7. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    This does not compute.

    "Excuse me, your honour, but I didn't want to stiffen up but she made me"

    She forced me to have a hard on?

    Give her to me

    x
     
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  8. Nacho

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    Yeah if there's viagra involved and the blokes being pinned down then that's basically the same as male on female rape to me. Especially if you were married or in a relationship and you would never have slept with another woman otherwise.

    Without drugs though it's either a cracking Thursday or at worst an embarrassing story that you may or may not ever share.
     
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  9. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    You haven't got a number for her have you?
    There was a lad in Washington a while back got raped by 3 women in the Stella car park and the daft twat shopped them. They all got done for it like.

    Can't remember what their sentence was but they were found guilty, I reckon they must be inside cos I go round the Stella car park frequently and **** all has happened to me.
     
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  10. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    You're there now aren't you. Show a bit of leg maybe?
     
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    I need to tell someone.

    Its almost a confession. I feel so bad, So confused. So........dirty.

    Over the years I have been raped by (in no particular order)

    Blondie
    Ginger Spice
    Cheryl Cole
    That fit lass in ASDA
    Rhianna

    I have the tissues to prove it.

    x
     
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  12. Nacho

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    Poor fella. Sympathies are with you.
     
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  13. Nacho

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    This is the woman in question, I get the feeling her method might have been less viagra and more eye of newt:

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  14. Billy Death

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    Is that her?
    ****ing hell. I'd be horrified & disgusted.
    I wouldn't have a shower until the police took DNA even though I'd feel dirty.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

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    She's got a cock 100%

    Shemale.

    Case closed.
     
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    Rape includes things like false identification. One of the main cases was a situation where in the middle of the night a couple were staying at a friends house and the girl thought her boyfriend got into bed and had sex with him only to find out it was his mate instead - her consent to sex wasn't valid. There's no logical reason why a woman couldn't do that to a man though to my mind it has never been successfully prosecuted.
     
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  17. Nacho

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    @commachio1 can you confirm pls
     
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    Bullshit, it's a biological function. Rub a guys cock it's probably gonna get hard, that's completely irrelevant to consent. In a lot of male on female rape the girl gets aroused - hell, a lot of girls have rape fantasies. That doesn't mean any **** can just grab her by the hair when she's walking down the street and do whatever he wants. ****ed up logic.

    Having said that, I struggle with this concept a bit - she's not completely hideous (other photos are better), I'm pretty sure she could get a shag any time she wants just by walking into a club full of pissed up idiots and shouting that she's gagging for it.

    There's probs more to this story... maybe she tied some guy up and rammed a dildo up his arse in an act of revenge or something? Sounds quite funny but when you think about it would actually be ****ing horrific.
     
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  19. mackemwelder

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    That's got to be a gadgy FFS? nee wonder she's had to resort to rape.
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    Fair enough. That's why I said I think that's how the law sees it.
     
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