I didn't see any small print! Are there rules about sausages? Or Rooch? Or what Rooch does with sausages? What the hell have I got into?
Careful - he is looking for a bite not realising that ours is the broth that you can chew not swalley.
Anyone whose favourite food is an avocado can't be trusted, and not just about food. Mind you I believe they go well with prawns so maybe that explains it.