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HMS Depression has gone down

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  1. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    rumours abound that the HMS depression has gone down. Thankfully there were no casualties. The Captain, who had been manfully trying to sail her solo for weeks, finally gave up the ghost and grabbed the last life jacket and dived into the cold January waters. Whether any passing ship will bother to pick up the miserable old barsteward remains to be seen. Her sister ship HMS happy clappy paused momentarily but due to serious overcrowding she is headed for the sun drenched PL waters and can take no further passengers #captainglory
     
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  2. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I am good swimmer and made land before all the tubs that sailed on by.
     
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  3. OLOF

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    Bet you're good at the crawl<ok>
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    But according to your lass i am better at the breast stroke.
     
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  5. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    No, doggie paddle
     
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    You'd be lucky, i've got bigger tits than her
     
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  7. Chippy / Glory

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    With that quiff you certainly look a bigger one than her.....
     
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  8. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of big tits, the darts Is starting
     
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  9. OLOF

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    get to **** ya bald headed ****er<ok>
     
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  10. Chippy / Glory

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    ****ing work tomorrow....
     
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  11. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Probably only day you'll do this week #hardship
     
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  12. OLOF

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    Wednesday for me:emoticon-0170-ninja
     
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    If only.
     
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    Was waiting for someone to say doggie paddle
     
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  15. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Do I get a prize so
     
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