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Discussion in 'Watford' started by Bolton's Boots, Apr 3, 2016.

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  1. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Fiendishly clever those Chinese...

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    Bolton's Boots, Jul 28, 2016
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    Crossing the English Bulldog with another breed is the best way to ensure its survival, scientists have argued.

    Has there been a response from UKIP yet?
     
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    oldfrenchhorn, Jul 29, 2016
  3. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    They're building kennels in Dover as we speak...
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Jul 29, 2016
  4. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Anyone thinking of moving to Dundee?

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    Bolton's Boots, Aug 2, 2016
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    No takers? She's waiting...

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    andytoprankin, Aug 3, 2016
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    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    I'm really not sure why I just 'liked' that... :(
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Aug 3, 2016
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    A likely story! <whistle>
     
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    canary-dave, Aug 3, 2016
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    <laugh>
     
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    andytoprankin, Aug 3, 2016
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    <laugh>
     
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    andytoprankin, Aug 3, 2016
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    On the radio this morning:

    Crack found in man's buttocks (after a drug heist)
    Gay sex splits bishops (after an oecumenical conference)

    and a notice on an M5 bridge:

    Do not drop hitch-hikers on the motorway
     
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo, Sep 11, 2016

  11. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Trust the Express...

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    .. I'm sure he died before he was found dead.
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Mar 19, 2017
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    Seriously? Is this for real, real?
     
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    Hornet-Fez, Mar 23, 2017
  13. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    I wonder which editor approved this...

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    Bolton's Boots, Mar 26, 2017
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    Typical Royal, not where he's supposed to be! <whistle>
     
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    canary-dave, Mar 26, 2017
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    Watch out everyone, taxes will be following...

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    Headline in today's Jersey Evening Post: "Entrepreneur brings a breath of fresh air to Jersey exports". I think that's actually their April Fool this year, as it's about the guy who owns the competition to Jersey Dairy bottling fresh Jersey air to export to China. It's more plausible as he's in one of the country parishes instead of St. Helier.
     
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    Strictly speaking, not a headline - but...

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    Bolton's Boots, Apr 11, 2017
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    Not really a topic for laughter, but I couldn't suppress a giggle when I saw this. Sometimes these guys just don't think...

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    Bolton's Boots, May 23, 2017
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    From the Pratt Tribune, as fine an example of American English as you'll ever come across...

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    Bolton's Boots, Oct 30, 2017
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    They don't beat about the bush do they? <laugh>
     
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    canary-dave, Oct 30, 2017
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