Have any of you been abducted and anally probed by aliens?

I haven't, I want to make that absolutely clear from the very start.

I did see a UFO, in the Summer of 1979. Quite a few of us saw it. However, I am glad to report that it didn't see fit to abduct any of us and subject us to an anal probing.

I've read quite a few of the threads and postings on this board, and I am willing to bet that quite a few of you have been probed anally. Possibly by aliens.

There doesn't appear to be the same kind of stigma attached to this, like there used to be, back in the days when people didn't believe much in UFOs. Today, it seems to be an accepted part of life that one is quite liable to be abducted, possibly whilst driving along a lonely country road at night, and then subjected to all manner of arse-action by bug-eyed perverts.

Please use this thread to tell us your stories about the anal probings that you have suffered, and what your feelings were about it, at the time.

 

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I was probed by a King size Twix , it snapped half way and I pooped it out over a glass coffee table in Puerto Rico.

 

Vote Tory and an anal probe is the only free operation you'll get from an alien, legal or otherwise

 

Crop circles, huh?

That's usually the first indication that an anus is about to be probed.

So I am told by experts in the field.

 

Was it #Robspur ?

 

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It's difficult to tell in the dark.

So I am told.

 

You do realise that this kind of thread can open the gates of Hell into the Tottenham fan chat board?

 

I had to get this off my chest, DD.

In desperation, I turned to this board. I was told that you lads would understand.

 

^^^ has been anally probed ... and loved it.

 

^^^ probed an aliens anus.

 

No vay

 

That is a scandalous thing to suggest!

What kind of self-help group is this?

 

Wid ya?

I definitely would.

 

Whilst I haven't done that, I cannot deny that I would be curious.

I suspect that quite a few of us would be.

 

b

 

I'm not Jewish.

Well, a part of me kinda is Jewish, but that's a topic for a completely different thread (along the lines of the "I Modelled The Black Mamba Dildo" thread, that I posted last year on the Prem board).

 

I do the probing.....