Roses are red Violets are violet I like the bit in Airplane Where the stewardess looks like she's blowing the pilot
Southampton wear red Pompey wear blue We're going to Wembley Hear that skates? **** you! @pompeymeowth
Roses are red Bluebells are blue Celtic are ****ing well known for tampering with kids, the dirty fenian bastards And BIG JOCK KNEW
Too many syllables in the last line. Also typical Southampton only, we're going to Wembley. Pompey fans would write we're going to facking Win at Wembley. Ha!