Happy Valentine's day

Tims are smelly
Rangers are blue
I have a bullet
Want to put in you

X
Aldo.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your eyes are black
Well i did warn you.

X
Aldo

 

Mono's a taig
Mindy's wan too
Trev is a fanny
Si sniffs the glue
X
Aldo

 

This thread is brilliant
It's gonne be a hit
I'm gonne get Jip
To sticky this ****.

X

Aldo

 

Rebel posting about Rangers
His obsession absurd
It's no ****ing wonder
He's never had a burd

X

Aldo.

 

I got a menshy

 

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Some bread is white
Some bread is brown
Now it's been proven
Warburton's a clown

 

Roses are red
St Valentine was a matyr
I bet she took it
Right up the farter

 

Roses are red
the violets are missed
Bend over Julie,
Your getting my fist

 

You need to listen
as I need to talk
I can't get a hardon
because I prefer cock

 

Roses are red
I'll take a punt
How about I shoot my load
Right up your ****

 

A chap at the door
shoes wiped on the mat
A young venom cries
as in walked uncle Pat

 

Roses are red
They're a symbol of hope
GSTQ
bollox to the pope

 

Roses are red
Here's yer caird n flowers
Gies a gobble.

 

Rangers are managerless
The BHEASTS have Brenda
FTP
No Surrender

 

My hands are red ,
My hands are my loves
So for Valentines I went ahead
And bought them new gloves.

 

I would change the last line if Dev comes on, he hates the mention of gloves, he and gloves have previous. Something about being battered by a pair of them on a train iirc