I know there are people who worship these people but, to my shame, I wouldn't worry if they all died. "We wondered if a blind ginger dwarf, driving a lawnmower, could get to Darlington quicker than a Gypsy reversing a pony & trap." "So we set it up and made some really witty comments about dwarfs and Gypsies."
I have just gathered a crowd of people here in York for this and we are all roaring with laughter.. What happened? Did the ducks chip in and help the dwarfs or did the Gypsies cheat?
I liked them and I miss their programme Clarkson's un-PC approach was a breath of fresh air to the tightly clenched anal retensionist's at The BBC. That apart, how, or perhaps why, did an electric car burst into flames and so quickly too?
Yes, his whinging about people towing caravans was something only someone as courageous as him would dare to attempt
It reminds me of a thread when a mobility scooter went into a river. Or something like that. Most of us thought it was funny in a morbid way. Some got offended. Like its cool to be offended.
Most things that are funny are morbid. At the end of the day in my eyes anyway all humour comes from someone else's misfortune.
They're all right IMHO and Hammond totalling a very expensive car is bound to be news. Bigger news if he was toast, of course, but news nonetheless...
Ken Dodd, not long after his Tax Evasion trial was asked, --- Ken, have you ever fancied a career in politics? Well, said Ken, I'd like to be Chancellor of the Exchequer, (pause) I'd be re-united with me money. Now there was someone who was missing his fortune.
