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What about ghosts?

 

I don't believe in them at all
I only believe in magic

 

What kind of magic?

 

Tricks slight of hand my mate is great at magic
He once had ex Liverpool footballer Ian Callaghan
Take his shoes and socks off looking for a Euro
It was in his top pocket

 

Some of them are really clever

 

He is actually amazing he can do the floating card it spins around in mid air in front of him

 

Has he ever taught you any?

 

Yeh but I'm not that good
I can do one though

 

Its still a bit of a party trick.

 

Did the Brit at Cleadon all you can eat brekkie again today. Superb.

About a whole pig consumed.

Is it wrong to over induldge

 

More crap
Newcastle United striker Daryl Murphy could swap Tyneside for Wearside this summer, with the Irishman having been recommended to North-East rivals Sunderland according to The Chronicle.

As you’d expect, Murphy has been told he’s free to leave St James’ Park this summer with the club prepared to listen to offers, and it appears Sunderland, his former club, could be his next destination.

 

oh god nooooooo, you nasty doom monger, why do that and spoil me tea

 

Ozzy man reviews.

Cat v Tortoise

He's ****ing bonkers.

 

Funny guy innit I've seen loads of his vids.

 

Aye ive seen loads. Hes a loon. Brilliant.

 

Highlander on now. Dated movie. But what a soundtrack

 

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I've got a suggestion for a motto to replace consectatio excellentiae (the pursuit of excellence) on the club badge:

 

It's not over, but let's embrace the good news

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...l-raqqa-us-led-coalition-forces-a7814281.html

Iraqi troops have seized the ruins of Mosul’s grand mosque from Isis, the military said in an announcement, declaring the extremists’ reign in the country to be over.

“Their fictitious state has fallen,” military spokesperson Brigadier General Yahya Rasool told state TV on Thursday – three years to the day since Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi declared the establishment of the so-called caliphate from the same spot.

Isis blew up the 12th century al-Nuri mosque last week after it became apparent that US-backed Iraqi forces had begun a push in its direction. Its black flag had flown from the al-Hadba (Hunchback) minaret since June 2014, when the extremists managed to capture one third of Iraq after sweeping across the border from Syria.