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Bloody China! Can't trust these ****s

 

Get away man, Newcastle doesn't have a beach ....... they only went for a cheap holiday

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Came as part of the Cisse deal.

 

****ing hell, I was expecting something really good. Edge of the box, all the time in the world. He should be burying that.

 

http://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2016/7/27/12294568/roker-ramble-bin-the-band

Lol,

 

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Absolutely no bull Bri, I scored a better goal than that in Sunday League ....

..... half volley from a dropping ball outside the corner of the penalty area, flew 15 feet up in the air and dipped over the keeper.

I remember it like it was yesterday but no one described it as a wonder goal

 

I only scored a about half a dozen goals at Sunday league level from open play over about 10 years(which is pathetic for a CM) But they were Worldies apart form a tap in. All better then that. Some of the curlers from the outside of my boot had the ball going all directions. Didn't make me special.

 

No ..... it's all the other stuff

 

The Mag's propaganda machine just keeps on giving.



Seriously, Newcastle is like ****ing North Korea. They'll lap up any old propaganda.

 

He wouldn't get on the Barca bench

 

Not even close, mate. The Barcelona G team wouldn't accept him.

It's like an Englishman knocking Man Utd back to play for Levante in the Spanish second division

 

It's like an entertainer knocking back the Apollo to play Newcastle Carling Academy II

 

It's like knocking back a quayside apartment to go and live in a bedsit, in Benwell

 

Mata

 

It's like turning down a night on the West End to get pissed up on the bigg market.

 

It's like being offered a suite in the Wynn with Margot Robbie and choosing to bang Subo in McDonalds bogs instead.

 

It's like Frank Sinatra knocking back Vegas to play Byker club.