Gary Speed Jokes

I love you though Dougie. Tina is more like my mum.

 

I'm amazed at how quickly <samaxe> has replaced <barrowman> in our affections.

 

you mean she might not have a cock?

 

so you would **** her then?

 

You'd be as well comparing me to a hun, for the damage that's just done.

 

She deffo has a big pair of Eddies. It's why we love her.

 

Who knows, the not knowing is all part of the fun

 

Bigger than yours anyway, sweetheart.

 

Only if she makes me a cup of tea, kisses me on the forehead and tucks me in afterwards.

You've taken that too far.

 

personally i don't care what tina looks like, she seems like a good laugh and for that reason and that reason alone: I'm in

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Trying to lull me into a false sense of security, you slanty eyed ****.

Am not falling for it.

 

If I PM you will you send me a picture of your trout please Tina?

 

I'll send you my firstborn when/if I have one.

 

Hmmm. I'm more interested in your trout in all honesty.

It all depends on who you have this demon spawn with. I don't want my baws bitten by a nipper.

 

When I posted this the other day, I had a feeling it might be Tina's

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I'm onto you, Mick.

 

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tina eats babies

 

That baby only has four functioning eyes. At least we know she didn't shag ER.