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Garry Monk Song

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  1. BillysStatue

    BillysStatue Well-Known Member

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    Oh, Garry Monk's a traitor, he wears a traitor's hat
    And if you give a knife to him, he'll stab you in the back

    He stabs you to the left, he stabs you to the right
    And when Leeds win the Championship
    We'll sing this song all night


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    BillysStatue, Jun 3, 2017
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  2. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    better
     
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  3. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    Don't call us TC we will call you.




    But don't hold your breath.
     
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  4. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    What about:-

    There once was a coach called Monk

    Who was a bit of a cnut

    He went a bit mad

    When he stitched up Rad

    Who has now changed all the locks!!!
     
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  5. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    You'll always walk alone ?
     
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  6. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    With rhymes like that I don't wonder.
     
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  7. davy

    davy Well-Known Member

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    I knew there was an obvious one, and a cert:

    GARRY, GARRY CNUT
    GARRY, GARRY CNUT
     
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    davy, Jun 9, 2017
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  8. hemase

    hemase Well-Known Member

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    Snakey, snakey ****
    snakey. snakey ****
     
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  9. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    To the tune of 'you're not singing anymore ....

    You're a loser,
    You're a loser,
    You're a loser, Gary Monk.
    You're a loser, Gary Monk!

    Nice, simple tune for all, & easy words to remember, whilst getting the point across.

    'loser' can be replaced by 'bottler', 'tosser', cnut, etc. :D
     
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  10. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    Gary gary skunk
    Gary gary skunk
     
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    wakeybreakyheart, Jun 10, 2017

  11. FORZA LEEDS

    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    Or 'Corbyn'
     
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