Forum persona's

There will always be a bit of dribble on a Forum, flexed muscles, artificial intelligence, clever boys, quiet boys, bright boys and just totally stupid fcuks..

Going off your history on this board, where does everyone fit in your opinion and how do you think they would differ face to face in the real world?

Enjoy..

 

I would think that people's opinions of me would greatly differ from the real me.

Some are themselves, I'm part me and part nonsense on here.

 

Really? I never noticed

 

I just sort of had you down as a Liverpool fan, a bit of **** here, a bit of praise there, fit in here, fit in there, always humming Lennon and McCartney in yer head and missing Brookside..

 

I have no idea what sort of person you are, but I keep wondering where you're going with that gun in your hand...

 

When it comes to how i react to things...that's me..it's too much effort being someone else without getting paid for it.

When i go all Ice Cube.....why not...lol..what a G

Hopefully we have a meet coming up in October and all are welcome...there are some top personalities posting here.

I doubt anyone is 100% themselves anywhere....sometimes you play to the audience...especially when it is innocent bantz amongst a group of guys who have been chatting to each other for years on the net. There are a few posters who i can tell if i wanted to have a real chat with i easily could.

As in the 'real' world..there are some ****s on here too....some flimsy ****ers who come across a bit shady with their personalities based on the way they react to certain topics, convos etc..bantz is bantz....most of us recognise it...it's give and take..all is fair in love and war.

Anyway i'm off to have morning sex with Famke Jannsen then off to the Ritz for breakfast..im paying. Surprising her today, borrowed Hiag's helicopter.

 

There's probably a few people I don't really 'get' on here who I'd get along fine with and I'd expect the same to be said of myself in all honesty.

I certainly wouldn't pour my entire life out onto a football forum that is occupied with so many point-scorers. I've seen people do that too many times to their own detriment. Matth is subjected to untold amounts of ridicule on here and as much as he appears to be able to stand his own ground, he doesn't deserve much of it as the only thing he's guilty of is being a very biased football fanatic.

Would I behave any differently off the board, say in a pub? Of course, for many reasons, for one I'd be more interested in chatting with the boys and girls I do get on with than sat in the corner with a pigeon all night splitting hairs over a transfer fee or something.

 

All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts...

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Very cultured

 

I guess I spend most of my time on here doing the same thing I do in real life, marvelling at the spastication of others.

 

Elvis Presley wasn't it?

 

Not good Bod. Get out a bit more mate.

 

I dont spend most of my time on here.
I meant most of my time spent on here, is spent marvelling at Spastication
I worded that wrong
I have a wife and two daughters, most of my time is spent trying to keep them from bankrupting me,.

 

I know mate, just kidding with you.

 

Wait till they get to Uni then they really get to spend your money lol

 

Hopefully I will be dead by then

 

'Dad, can you *lend me £x'


*In case you hadn't figured it out, you'll never see it back!.

 

I am a black, Tunisian, Moroccan, muslim, unemployed, broke, London based, autistic, unmarried, prescription drug addicted stalker.

Allegedly.

 

I like to think I'm sincere and straightforward on here. I think you're all a bunch of ****s and I'd probably think the same if I met you in real life

 

In real life I have a better sense of humour, a bigger penis, and women flock to my suave sense of style.

I only pretend to slum it down and be average and normal when I'm on here.