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  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    A similar my old man used to come out with, usually to me - You could make a priest swear with a handful of bibles!
     
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    Burly Hurley, Feb 22, 2017
  2. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    He'd get dirty as a pool attendant
     
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  3. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    I heard one of the young lads in the pub tonight say of a lovely looking lass, I'd suck the fart out of her arse!

    Nearly spat my beer out!
     
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    Burly Hurley, Feb 22, 2017
  4. Nads

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    'Can you ****ing not'

    20 times daily.
     
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  5. password invalid

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    Faint heart never shagged a skate
     
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  6. grandpops

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    Dinnet be so fond.

    and

    You`re fond of a treat.

    The old grand mama used them. Never figured them out.
     
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    grandpops, Feb 23, 2017
  7. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    ex wife's fave saying was
    no I'm not doing that and you can't make me
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Feb 23, 2017
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  8. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    giving it bell-fagan
     
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  9. Horsham TomSAFC

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    Think it has something to do with the quality of goods supplied at departmental stores,they were packaged as
    Box Standard and Box Deluxe.
    These were bastardised to Bog Standard and Dogs Bollocks.Believe it originated in London
    Might be talking ****e but am sure this is where these sayings came about
     
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    Horsham TomSAFC, Feb 23, 2017
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  10. rooch 3

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    My nan i'll giya jip and i'me gonna fetch the polis.
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    Blind as a bat is a strange one as bats have excellent eyesight.
     
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  12. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    **** right off :)
     
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  13. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    A good old mackem saying 'Cher' does anyone still say that?

    Or my mate always says 'i'd buck her' just say **** ffs!
     
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    mackemwelder, Feb 24, 2017
  14. Nordic

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    Just finished up a meeting in Brum. We were joined by a German colleague who has the most appropriate surname.

    The guy at the hotel reception struggled to stifle his laughter, when checking him in. he repeated his name in disbelief....while a bunch of us sat in reception giggling like children.

    "What is your name Sir?"
    Zee German replies: "Herr Kuntz"
     
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  15. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    'Wow', is my son's favourite expression.

    'Gan **** yersel' is probably mine.
     
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  16. Home_and_Away

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    One Bradley Lowry, there's only one Bradley Lowry :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  17. Nacho

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    "It was as easy as breathing"

    "Nothing worth doing is ever easy"

    Hmm.
     
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  18. monty987

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    **** very tinny sort of word !
     
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