Off Topic Favourite moisturiser

What's your favorite moisturiser? KY and spit do not count btw as its for your dry skin

 

Fanny batter from a bllue Waffle

 

Iv'e had a green one but not a blue one

 

I take a quick dip in a bath of chip fat every morning, no problems with dry skin here.

 

That saturated stuff's bad for ya. Try bathing in sunflower oil. Gives a sunny disposition as well.

 

But do you not get hairy arsed builders and obese single mums following you around all day?

 

I have a sunflower/olive oil blend shower in the evenings, gets me nice and fresh for sleeping on my bed of tofu.

Just one of the many perks of the chip fat bath.

 

Tofu bed

 

I'm health conscious you see, self taught too.

 

Lard.

 

Ffs "favourite moisturiser" and at the current moment 82 views

 

Most of them are from @Nads hoping to see some legit tips.

 

They do say that spunk is good for a womans skin.
So just get on and jizz on your bird's fyess.

 

I use sand, wtf is moisturiser?

 

we are certainly not bathing in glory

 

My Mrs told me in the car this morning I need to start using more face products.

No doubt there'll be a bag full of stuff arriving on next day delivery now, that I don't want, but have to pay for.

Imagine if I said the same to her... "Ey love your face could do with some sprucing up, it looks in bad nick"... back in the shed.

 

As Albert Steptoe would say "Goose fat" I won't go out unless i use oil of ulay hehe.

 

Water usually does the trick

 

Prior to answering is this in a non gay way regarding using stuff like this, ffs whats the matter with soap and water ya softcock knobheads.

 

Exactly Gil. Just hope no one else has seen this thread.

What's wrong with slapping seal fat on your face like the rest of us?